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Topic: So, God walks into a bar...
BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:42 PM
God walks into a bar and says, " I've had enough! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be done with you people!!"

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 03/22/08 02:44 PM


azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Sat 03/22/08 02:44 PM
still waiting for the punch line...........................

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:47 PM
still waiting for the punch line........................... State your case for humanity!!!

TheLonelyWalker Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11870	Sat 03/22/08 02:48 PM
then He would just be a human being, and not God.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76464	Sat 03/22/08 02:48 PM
Because he loves us!!

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:49 PM
then He would just be a human being, and not God. Explain

TheLonelyWalker Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11870	Sat 03/22/08 02:51 PM
we give up. He does not. It's just His nature.

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Sat 03/22/08 02:51 PM
Not in the plan. Skeleton walks into a bar and says, Gimme a beer and a mop!

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Sat 03/22/08 02:53 PM
you want me to explain why god shouldn't destroy man kind???? ok that one is simple..... he's imaginary! now as far as people go i'm the last one you should ask reason for salvation from. i hate people, i think the human race these days are moronic, self centered, superficial scum. a person is cool, a person is nice but people in general are the worst species this planet has to offer.

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:54 PM
I'd say, "Look at liquidcandy!! Isn't that worth it??"

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:55 PM
you want me to explain why god shouldn't destroy man kind???? ok that one is simple..... he's imaginary! now as far as people go i'm the last one you should ask reason for salvation from. i hate people, i think the human race these days are moronic, self centered, superficial scum. a person is cool, a person is nice but people in general are the worst species this planet has to offer. Hey, Good luck with that.

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 03/22/08 02:56 PM
I'd say, "Look at liquidcandy!! Isn't that worth it??" THANK YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Sat 03/22/08 02:57 PM
don't ask if you don't want the answer

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:58 PM
I'd say, "Look at liquidcandy!! Isn't that worth it??" THANK YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! No Darlin', Thank you

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sat 03/22/08 02:59 PM
don't ask if you don't want the answer I'll take that under advisement. Look at liquidcandy and tell me there's no God.

tinabelle Joined Tue 09/26/06 Posts: 1044	Sat 03/22/08 03:31 PM
I'd say, "Look at liquidcandy!! Isn't that worth it??" so that is what justifies mankinds continued existence? not mine-no offense candy-but there's a bit more to it... ...what's the punchline already?

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