you're always wondering how to win a fight with us females so i'll tell you some secrets on how to do it
i know its long but well worth the read





Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole ****in' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bull****. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.


Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to ****. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

I learned along time ago its not worth it. I'm gonna lose. So when I'm with someone I just let them put my balls in their purse......lol.

im wondering all of that??? WOW! i didnt even know

LOL!

hmm i always just cut my x off when she tried to argue with me!!

arguing is a really big turn off for me.....i have no time for that non-sense.....

IMO the best way for a guy to win is just to ignore her.an argument involves 2 people,so if the guy is ignoring her then she's only yelling at herself

just say yes dear ! and walk away ,

so step 12 should be number 1 then?

And now watch out for all the knives being thrown at you from the queens of prussia.

better watch out before the out of towners come in and start flogging you for posting anti-woman propoganda

wonder if some just argue to at least have some kind of "conversation"

great tips on remaining single!

OMG worse thing to do is ignore us when we are mad..lol

careful, you will be reported!

eehh it will give me something to do
i cant wait!!

FYI guys!!!!!!!!

All Women are not the same.

Good luck trying to sort out that sh*t list.

whos throwing knives??

nah, I know taht. I am talking to one now I desperately hope is different. Peoplepost things like this for fun, but some people are just hate filled

im hateful but think its funny as hell
some are so true it is scary though