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What's the worse thing someone told you without regards to your feelings?
2 years ago I joined a gym (I weighed 280 pounds then) I was on a treadmil and a smokin hot woman got on the treadmil beside me. I sucked in my gut and said "how ya doing" she looked at me quite disgusted and nodded her head. I then said "you come here a lot"? She looked at me again with that same look and said "a lot more than you do" I never returned. I bought a mountain bike. They gave me a free racing shirt to go with it. The sponsor on the shirt was Pillsbury of all damn things. The damn shirt was way to small but it was free so I was going to wear it! My neighbor (a very attractive but married woman) told me that when she seen me on the bike wearing that Pillsbury shirt with my gut hanging out that from behind I looked like a can of unbaked biscuits that just popped! There's many more but now it's your turn! |
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I dated a guy who told me while your hot your not supermodel hot (well no kidding) then he says your sister is though I'd do her in a second.......needless to say that was the end of him
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sorry not funny..... Well its not the worst but this sticks with me a really cute guy i worked with once said to me get your chubby fingers off my coat.....i was like cheeky 
Not nice if its someone you like..........  
oh well |
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Yeah, some lady told me...Wow your son is so cute, looks nothing like you.
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........YOU'RE FIRED!!
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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Fri 03/21/08 05:29 AM
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I was born very close to Halloween and my mother used to tell people that while pregnant with me someone jumped out from behind a tree and yelled "boo" and scared the Shi T out of her and....there I was.
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I was born very close to Halloween and my mother used to tell people that while pregnant with me someone jumped out from behind a tree and yelled "boo" and scared the Shi T out of her and....there I was.
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Just barely on the right side of the tracks enough to go to the "Good School" (with Government cheese sandwiches in tow)......it
wasn't any "one thing". It's a hard lesson to learn (when young) what matters and what's worth fighting for.....I notice more and more of the beautiful ironies daily. Even had one teacher say "don't get smart with ME little hoodlum".  There's no danger of THAT happening Ms. Patton!
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I was with a woman and she was in the bed waiting for me to join her. I got undressed and began looking in my wallet. She asked me what I was looking for and I said a condom. She said "well if you can't find it, Im sure I have a thimble around here somewhere"
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Edited by
HMontana
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Fri 03/21/08 05:54 AM
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I was with a woman and she was in the bed waiting for me to join her. I got undressed and began looking in my wallet. She asked me what I was looking for and I said a condom. She said "well if you can't find it, Im sure I have a thimble around here somewhere" Are you making these up, Dude? Really. Because I can't imagine so many people being so rude. That's terrible.
Hey - I got to say "dude" and it was really his name!!!
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being that i was below average height when i was in highschool.people used to tell me things like "why don't you try drinking some miracle grow?"or they would walk by and say "how's the weather down there?".
i gave them a lesson in low center of gravity though |
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I was with a woman and she was in the bed waiting for me to join her. I got undressed and began looking in my wallet. She asked me what I was looking for and I said a condom. She said "well if you can't find it, Im sure I have a thimble around here somewhere" Are you making these up, Dude? Really. Because I can't imagine so many people being so rude. That's terrible.
Hey - I got to say "dude" and it was really his name!!!
I wish I were but no and I have plenty more. This past Saturday I walked out of my house at the same time a bird flew over shi.t on me. Welcome to Dannys world. |
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being that i was below average height when i was in highschool.people used to tell me things like "why don't you try drinking some miracle grow?"or they would walk by and say "how's the weather down there?". i gave them a lesson in low center of gravity though Good for you !
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I wish I were but no and I have plenty more. This past Saturday I walked out of my house at the same time a bird flew over shi.t on me. Welcome to Dannys world. I wish I weren't laughing so hard...kinda makes me feel like a meanie
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