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Topic: Chuck Norris
Wonderbread's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:45 PM
Invented cheezburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.

elsathebloody's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:46 PM
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Amalie's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:47 PM
is a TEXAN!!! I love him!!

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:47 PM
Chuck Norris is awesome, I still watch Walker Texas Ranger..

Runpenzo's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:48 PM
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees...

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:48 PM
Chuck Norris has a nice butt!!

Betsy_baby's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:50 PM

Chuck Norris is awesome, I still watch Walker Texas Ranger..

so do i lol!!

elsathebloody's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:50 PM
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Runpenzo's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:52 PM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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Tue 03/18/08 01:54 PM
i heard chuck norris is the real reason the soviet union fell

Ray066's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:56 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Runpenzo's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:58 PM
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

elsathebloody's photo
Tue 03/18/08 01:58 PM
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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Tue 03/18/08 02:00 PM
thats nothing did you know chuck norris cured polio and on the same day invented boot cut jeans

elsathebloody's photo
Tue 03/18/08 02:03 PM

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".


This one made me laugh SO hard

Runpenzo's photo
Tue 03/18/08 02:06 PM
Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

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Tue 03/18/08 02:12 PM
destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/18/08 02:18 PM

Chuck Norris shaves by pounding in the whiskers and biting 'em off on the inside.

HFTOTOW's photo
Tue 03/18/08 02:55 PM
hey there is nothing wrong with chuck norris he is cool.

chris1979's photo
Tue 03/18/08 03:06 PM
CHUCK NORRIS EATS GLASS AND POOPS OUT FULL BOTTLES OF 151 RUM. ITS TRUE

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