Word started getting out about Snow White's mirror and people really started getting the idea of wanting to inquire of the mirror themselves.
Sleeping Beauty wanted to know if she really was the most beautiful of all.
Tom Thumb wanted to make sure he really was the smallest person.
Quasimodo wanted to know that he was the ugliest. So they each went before the mirror.
As Sleeping Beauty was leaving she said
"Oh, I really *am* the most beautiful of all!"
As Tom Thumb left he was quite pleased to know that he is indeed the smallest of all.
As Quasimodo left, he exclaimed
"Who the f*ck is Janet Reno?"

LMAO

Being from FLorida...that was HILARIOUS

An old man and his wife were laying in bed one night and she turned to him and said: Honey when I die will you get remarried?
He replied: well of coarse sweatheart I don't want to spend the rest of my days lonely. She said well will ya'll live in this house? He replied: well shure baby I don't want to start another morgage this late in my life. She said well will ya'll sleep in this bed? He replied: well shure honey this bed is good on my back and hips. By this time she was getting upset! She said well I suppose shes going to use my golf clubs to! He replied: well hell no shes left handed!