and you've only been here 2 months :|

hehe I heard a rumor that there are planes now that take you places pretty quickly

I need to sober up before going to pick up the kid. I love my days (nights) off.

Neither have I. He tends to just proposition men in public. I'm sure you will get yours, as soon as he sees this thread.

I had to turn him down, of course. My S.O. wouldn't sign off on it.

lol Jace... u drunk??

Oh wait... this thread is about the impossibilities of JSH.. .right. I forgot.

Don't put any pressure on yourself. Any good pilot will tell you, when you overexert pressure on yourself, you will crash into a flaming ball of fire.

Good luck with what you're looking for!

let me tell you...i've met so many good people that i can't keep up with them, i need a secretary. there are many, very deep people in here, that are wounded, and they can make mistakes, or errors in judgement, for they are trying to heal, and dress the wound with something new, but it doesn't mean the character is flawed, it's just that there is no manual for any of this, and we are all we've got with our vast experience as a whole, to learn from, and people accutely feel the time ticking away, and it makes them panic, and feel dreadfully lonely. you are not alone in your quests by anymeans, and you can find solace here, for that....is what this is also, a melding of minds to heal and grow. so listen to the brain and heart, and take what you need from here, because this is a living manual for relationships, far superior to a shrink, 3,000 years of experience in the combined threads right now as we speak, of do's and don'ts.

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinking!

It's 2:00PM now, I don't have to leave till 3:00. !

And the dates you DO end up getting end up living on the other side of the country, which sorta complicates matters.

And don't get me started on the borderline-psychotic ones who get incredibly weird when they IM you out of the blue.

Don't worry.. I've been sipping and writing and playing on my guitar, too! (=

Mine are real, I mean I am real!

and here i thought i had a shot!

Yeah, all these amazing women live thousands of miles from me

lol then move :P

You want to do shots? It's not even dinner time yet! <hands over bottle of Peach Pucker> Knock yourself out! (=

distance has never been, nor will ever be an obstacle to me

pucker?! where's the rum mister?

Hey mirror.. You disappoint! Single_rob is needing some attention up there