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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS . . . . . |
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That sounds like a BAD proctology joke
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Makes me wish for that job at Ben & Jerrys..
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Makes me wish for that job at Ben & Jerrys..
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ahhhh...
I have often wondered how they tested products like "Tucks"... now I know... LOL..... |
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ahhhh... I have often wondered how they tested products like "Tucks"... now I know... LOL..... or preparation H
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Im thinking they have a big fake rubber bum!!!
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thats funny, i needed a laugh 
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"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized". actually.... this would have been a much better job than this one very boring factory position I worked at one time.... you stood in the same damned position and did the same damned menial job for hours on end... the Johnson and Johnson shop would have been an upgrade... LOL..... |
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yeah - those stupid thermometers are way too small..you can barely feel them.
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omg...
that was great!
Suddenly , my job dosen't seem so bad. |
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omg... that was great!
Suddenly , my job dosen't seem so bad.
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Sat 03/15/08 06:26 PM
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see... now if you folks lived near Detroit, Michigan... like I do... the absolute lowest rated job market in the country (something to be proud of... LOL)
... then maybe a job at Johnson and Johnson wouldn't be so bad.... they might have good benefits like insurance and such... since there are NO jobs here in Michigan..... Perhaps Johnson and Johnson can wrangle a tax deal with Governor Grandholm to get their rectal labs moved to Detroit... it would, after all.. create jobs in Michigan... do they do this on an assembly line or what? I know dozens of prospective out-of-work auto worker type folks with plenty of assembly line experience who might volunteer for the position at Johnson and Johnson to help them make their over-blown house mortgage... there is a mortgage crisis, you know... both parents could work for Johnson and Johnson... it could be a great thing for Michigan meanwhile, the camera zooms in on the elementary school classroom just in time to hear the teacher say... "So, Sally, what does your father do for a living?"... I would imagine a trade union rectal tester would have great pay, like $40 an hour plus benefits plus time and a half overtime and double time on Sundays and holidays...... or do they get illegal immigrant labor to perform the tasks for less than minimum wage...??? |
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lol, thought this was my thread for a minute there... carry on peeps as you were....nothing to see here....
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marrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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