Well, I'm officially single again. I don't want to go into too much detail, other than to say that talk is cheap and it doesn't pay to believe everything you hear, especially when you've heard it a bunch of times and it was never true any of those other times, either. But I'm stupid like that.

Like Homer said, it takes two to lie -- one to lie, and one to listen and believe the lie.

OK, so now I'm trying to figure out what's the most realistic way to meet some new people.

It's kind of a dilemma because there is no way I can meet people in real life, not where I live, anyway.

Basically, as far as I can tell, that leaves dating sites, which have a.) never done me any good whatsoever, and b.) the ones I've been on don't have anyone who is realistically datable anyway.

So --

Maybe someone has some kind of totally novel, heretofore unheard of, magically effective strategy that I never knew about before. Hey, it can't hurt to ask, right?

where do you live that you cant meet any1

if you find one... please let me know

Awww... fu*ckbeans, Lex! Sorry to hear, man!



My best suggestion is to not force your brain to think about it. Relax and do what comes naturally...

If that doesn't work, wait till you see a pretty girl driving down the street, check to make sure she's not wearing a ring.. and then swerve into her. Ask her out when exchanging insurance info!

Hang in there, man. Don't let it get you TOO down! Good looking out!

Hang in there brother!!

If I were in your shoes, (which i was for 2 years), give this site a chance! I met my guy on here! and we are doing great! It does work, just give it time! You will find someone!

Sorry (((((lex))))), but I am going to tell you like everyone keeps telling me.....

Stop looking and love will find you .

veggie section...Dont start with"do ya like cucumbers"

Sorry to hear that, Lex.

Your address listed is Joliet, Illinois. Shouldn't be too hard to meet someone there. If you've moved to the sticks, there's a few things to try. One is networking. Tell your friends and neighbors and your other acquaintences you're available. They might be able to hook you up with the friend of a friend thing. Another option is your church. There's usually a couple of availabilities for dates in any given congregation. Schools usually have some datable women around. Most of my classmates in college were pretty decent. Final option: join the military. There's lots of single women there and the travel's a side benefit. Good luck to you.

Sorry to hear lex, try not to get too upset over it. Might be a good time to do the things you really enjoy. Have fun with single life. Sooner or later the right person for you will come along.

Lex...




If I were single, I would want you. Hell, a part of me wants you now! I don't care that I meet most of your 'dealbreaker' criteria....

I think you are a fantastic person. A wonderful catch. I'm speechless, really. I sat reading your post with my hand over my mouth. All I can say is I'm sorry. We all love you. Of course, I think I adore you more than most.

You're not going to like my suggestion... but here it goes. Meet more people. The ones around you, near you... obviously are out. Expand your areas to the surrounding states. Meet the ones you don't hate before it gets to the meet. People, in person, can be much better or worse. It will provide you with valuable dating education (about you) and obviously, whatever you share with us will be fodder for us to date vicariously through you. And you never know... you might actually find that someone grows on you.

If I could hug you, I would.
((((((((((Lex)))))))))))

I love you Lex Ive been in love with you since the first time I seen you on here you sexy man

Lex, if you were older and willing to move to Tulsa, I'd date ya!

I added you to my favorites Lex Your gonna be seeing a lot more of me honeybun

Lex that's a real shame bro'. Wish I knew of some magical elixir I could give you to turn your luck around, but we both know there is no such thing.

All I can tell you is to do what I do, hang in there and keep hoping for the best. What else can you do?

Good luck bro', best wishes!

Peccy

((((Lex)))) My heart hurts for you - really. You know you are adored and admired.

I'm afraid you already know the answer to your own question - if we all were such dating wizards, we wouldn't be here.

So, no answers for ya, but plenty of love!

I don't think pretty is enough for Lex.

I totally agree, Hiker. She'd need to have brains, beauty... and an affinity for Hogan's Heros and Full House re-runs.

this is gonna be a toughie.