I just finished reading this true story and laughed so hard that I had to share it will all of you.



The scene: I am at work and I need to pee. No biggie there are a ton of bathrooms to choose from and away I go to the bathroom. I get into the bathroom (in our staff room) and assume the position. All of a sudden there is this smell. Like fish. Honest to goodness I have never smelled such a thing before.

I lean forward and stick my nose downwards.

:sniff:sniff:

What the hell is that smell?

:sniff:sniff:sniff sniff sniff:

My gawd, I have heard of “if it tastes like Chicken keep on lickin’, if it tastes like trout get the hell out”, but what if it smells like Tuna?

:sniff:sniff:

Ugh. I disgust me. Is this why douches used to be so popular?

:sniff:

I need a plan, I can not work another 10 hours beside these people while giving off this smell. I think the drugstore across the street is open 24 hours, I can go get some Summers Eve or whatever women with this problem use. I can ask the Pharmacist!!!

:sniff:

Maybe this is a yeast infection? Maybe I can consult Dr. Google first? I never had one of those before…..

:sniff:sniff:

Ugh. If my va-jay-jay smells like this it has to also be on my underwear. Well, I can always spring for a 3 pack of Hanes Her Way old lady gonch at the drugstore… so gross to wear them without washing them first though.

:sniff:

I am so offending myself, I should go get a paper-towel and some soap and give it a wash-down before I rejoin society and go to the store. I smell worse then the homeless guy that pees on the bus stop outside the drugstore. That’s bad.

I wipe up and exit the bathroom. Out in the staffroom one of my new co-workers is making a snack and I sheepishly walk past her to the sink hoping she doesn’t smell me. Because my gawd that would be embarrassing. I make a little small talk and ask her what she has been making for her snack all this time in the lunchroom (because I could hear her while I was contemplating the funk in my forward ba-dunk-a-dunk).

A tuna salad.

Fresh from the can.

And here I thought it was me.

Be A Man and Stand up and Say Who's has the taco with extra cheese...

That was to funny....


I actually fell off my chair i laughed so hard

i like taco's

So do I But like the story said If it tast like chicken keep on lickin'. If it taste like trout get the hell out!

IF IT TASTES LIKE TACO KEEP ON PACO