Topic: the worst of 2006
catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 12/28/06 01:48 PM
OK punsters… these may be the worst of 2006………… Enjoy. So bad they 're
funny.

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese. <--ha!!

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13.. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Man With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Is a Texas Tornado And an Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!


herewego's photo
Thu 12/28/06 02:57 PM
thanks catch.. those were good and yes some of them made me laugh

stan4eVeR's photo
Thu 12/28/06 03:00 PM
lol i had to laugh at some!

songbirrd's photo
Thu 12/28/06 05:18 PM
those were funny

redmange420's photo
Thu 12/28/06 06:03 PM
Good stuff!!!

josehon's photo
Sun 12/31/06 09:26 PM
funny stuff

dylux35's photo
Thu 01/18/07 10:21 AM
Good sh*t there! lol

karmafury's photo
Thu 01/18/07 10:23 AM
LOL

LAMom's photo
Thu 01/18/07 10:31 AM
LOL !!!!!

no photo
Thu 01/18/07 01:53 PM
LOL sissy where do you get this stuff