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Definistration and the giant carrot. I just want to see what you come up with! 
Definistration, by the way, in case anyone reading does not know is death by way of being pushed out a window.  This is what I came up with. Hope you enjoy!
Cletus, The Giant Carrot The biggest carrot in the world, Cletus the giant carrot knew he was bound for a great destiny When the call came in and the farmer spent 2 hours uprooting him, he knew he’d hit the big time finally He was carefully loaded into the old farmer’s pickup truck and driven all the way into town Never before had he seen such machines, machines that could lift in the air and fly He smiled, well as best as a carrot can and just knew he would be known around the world for all time He was handled so carefully, so gently as they carried him up the stairs into the room Five men were there to skin him, trim up his top, checked him up and down to make sure he was properly trimmed Once they had finished their job, the men cleaned up the mess and the leader congratulated the crew Seconds later, Cletus found himself being pushed out a window into the world’s largest kettle of stew © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. |
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 poor carrot ,,,you could of curried him and stuck him in the hall of fame with bugs bunny in the wax musem
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Definistration and the giant carrot. I just want to see what you come up with!
Definistration, by the way, in case anyone reading does not know is death by way of being pushed out a window. This is what I came up with. Hope you enjoy!
Cletus, The Giant Carrot The biggest carrot in the world, Cletus the giant carrot knew he was bound for a great destiny When the call came in and the farmer spent 2 hours uprooting him, he knew he’d hit the big time finally He was carefully loaded into the old farmer’s pickup truck and driven all the way into town Never before had he seen such machines, machines that could lift in the air and fly He smiled, well as best as a carrot can and just knew he would be known around the world for all time He was handled so carefully, so gently as they carried him up the stairs into the room Five men were there to skin him, trim up his top, checked him up and down to make sure he was properly trimmed Once they had finished their job, the men cleaned up the mess and the leader congratulated the crew Seconds later, Cletus found himself being pushed out a window into the world’s largest kettle of stew © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. what the bunny rabbit gonna do now
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One word, ladies: The man said push the carrot out a window, I do as I am requested! (I should have a bigger fan club of women lmao)
~Den |
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One word, ladies: The man said push the carrot out a window, I do as I am requested! (I should have a bigger fan club of women lmao) ~Den
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Ok the Banana the gopher and the beaver?
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Ok the Banana the gopher and the beaver? I hate you...lol...I'll get to work on it 
~Den |
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Ok the Banana the gopher and the beaver? I hate you...lol...I'll get to work on it
~Den I thought i was your favorite challenger
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Who is always on my mind.....
PVT.1st.CL.Brett A.........USMC
I have written many beautiful words to my son... then I cry,then I am exhausted,then I stay in bed for a day... So for you to write something beautiful for me for my son... would..maybe make me cry..but I will continue to stand and go about my days.... sometimes a little help is needed... Thank you  
Suzanne |
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Edited by
Sitngrin
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Mon 03/24/08 07:05 PM
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Who is always on my mind.....
PVT.1st.CL.Brett A.........USMC
I have written many beautiful words to my son... then I cry,then I am exhausted,then I stay in bed for a day... So for you to write something beautiful for me for my son... would..maybe make me cry..but I will continue to stand and go about my days.... sometimes a little help is needed... Thank you
Suzanne Suzanne, it will be my honor and pleasure
~Den |
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Ok the Banana the gopher and the beaver? The Beaver, The Banana, and The Gopher She had a quaint colorful property on a peninsula Everyday, she cared for all of the vegetables and fruit She was climbing the banana tree one day and fell and broke her fibula She cried until she had no more tears and the situation had grown acute She prayed and prayed until one day, she started to notice her garden flourish The ripe bananas were placed on her porch every day for her to nourish Soon, healthy vegetables began to also appear out of nowhere As she healed, she thanked God up above for answering her desperate prayer Just when she thought she would starve to death and her life was over God sent down a special friend to help, in the simple form of a gopher 
© Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. |
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Ok the Banana the gopher and the beaver? The Beaver, The Banana, and The Gopher She had a quaint colorful property on a peninsula Everyday, she cared for all of the vegetables and fruit She was climbing the banana tree one day and fell and broke her fibula She cried until she had no more tears and the situation had grown acute She prayed and prayed until one day, she started to notice her garden flourish The ripe bananas were placed on her porch every day for her to nourish Soon, healthy vegetables began to also appear out of nowhere As she healed, she thanked God up above for answering her desperate prayer Just when she thought she would starve to death and her life was over God sent down a special friend to help, in the simple form of a gopher
© Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. ok so im a beaver now huh
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*Whistles a soft tune as he gradually picks up the pace, holding his notebook and pen in one hand. "Must survive....must survive...."*
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*Whistles a soft tune as he gradually picks up the pace, holding his notebook and pen in one hand. "Must survive....must survive...."* 
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Suzanne, I hope this helps you. I really put my heart into this one and I mean every bit about grabbing my hand when you need it.
Let The Pride Fill You Inside How much more pride could a mother have then to see her son make a stand He knows the risks, he takes them every day, but he swore an oath and raised his right hand She is more proud of you than she can even express in simple words, though she tries Every time she writes her words for you, it takes a piece of her and for a day, she dies inside Sit back and relax for a time, Mom, I will be happy to give a rest and flow the words from my heart You see, I too served my country and the biggest fear I ever had was who I’d leave behind if I departed He needs you to be at your very strongest, he’s fighting because you taught him to be brave You taught him what this land was worth and what freedom is, he’s there to make sure you are safe When that fear creeps into your heart, dry your eyes and fill yourself with all that pride You raised a good kid, who stands by his beliefs and would not want to see you cry On those days that you feel you can’t even stand, reach out and take my hand I’ll be happy to lend a hand to you, and I salute Brett for keeping this land free and the home of the brave © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. |
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Suzanne, I hope this helps you. I really put my heart into this one and I mean every bit about grabbing my hand when you need it.
Let The Pride Fill You Inside How much more pride could a mother have then to see her son make a stand He knows the risks, he takes them every day, but he swore an oath and raised his right hand She is more proud of you than she can even express in simple words, though she tries Every time she writes her words for you, it takes a piece of her and for a day, she dies inside Sit back and relax for a time, Mom, I will be happy to give a rest and flow the words from my heart You see, I too served my country and the biggest fear I ever had was who I’d leave behind if I departed He needs you to be at your very strongest, he’s fighting because you taught him to be brave You taught him what this land was worth and what freedom is, he’s there to make sure you are safe When that fear creeps into your heart, dry your eyes and fill yourself with all that pride You raised a good kid, who stands by his beliefs and would not want to see you cry On those days that you feel you can’t even stand, reach out and take my hand I’ll be happy to lend a hand to you, and I salute Brett for keeping this land free and the home of the brave © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. warning label make sure you have tissues for this one
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shpadoinkle glurpuss - lets see a poem come of this! and no i didn't just make it up either..... Looked it up, not sure what language it is or even what a HINT to it is lol. You'll have to gimme a little to go on here.... guess i stumped ya then.... shpadoinkle was a term out of a matt stone and trey parker movie, cannibal the musical to be exact. and glurpuss is a term used in ultra violet ink mixing... |
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shpadoinkle glurpuss - lets see a poem come of this! and no i didn't just make it up either..... Looked it up, not sure what language it is or even what a HINT to it is lol. You'll have to gimme a little to go on here.... guess i stumped ya then.... shpadoinkle was a term out of a matt stone and trey parker movie, cannibal the musical to be exact. and glurpuss is a term used in ultra violet ink mixing... Yessir, you are the first to stump me, but that wasn't all that fair
~Den |
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shpadoinkle glurpuss - lets see a poem come of this! and no i didn't just make it up either..... Looked it up, not sure what language it is or even what a HINT to it is lol. You'll have to gimme a little to go on here.... guess i stumped ya then.... shpadoinkle was a term out of a matt stone and trey parker movie, cannibal the musical to be exact. and glurpuss is a term used in ultra violet ink mixing... Yessir, you are the first to stump me, but that wasn't all that fair
~Den you didn't say we had to play fair, it's no fun if i don't make you think about it. |
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