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I was in high school. My friend, Kristen, and I were walking in the creek along a main highway. I had on overalls and a bikini. Kristen said "Uh Crystal, there are leeches on you". I asked what a leech was. She told me they stick to you and suck all your blood. I screamed and stripped naked. I ran all the way back to her house (about 1/2 mile) naked with clothes in hand. Her mom looked at me with confusion and about 20 minutes later Kristen showed up laughing. She told me she was joking, I still haven't viewed a leech and probably would freak out if I was told I had one on me.

When Crystal and I are on cam on Yahoo and she tries to kiss, lick or what ever she feels to do to embaress me on cam!

That's embarassing.??.some people would pay to see that...then we could be rich! Instead I look like I am sucking on a cherry tomato because you blush so bad!

mine was today.

were having the upstairs bathroom done, and having a new suite put in, so we havnt had a upstairs loo for a few days.

luckily weve got a downstairs tiolet, so alls cool.

today, the man was putting in the new bathroom suite, and i went downstairs to the toilet to have a wee, and i left the door open, as i thought the man was upstairs, well while i was having a wee on the toilet with the door wide open, he walks past and sees me having a wee. how embaressing.

I posted this last week when someone else asked the same question but it still ranks #1
I went golfing last summer with 3 so called "buddies" on about the 12th hole I teed off first. As I was standing there waiting on the other 3 to tee off I felt something on my left leg. I look down and I am standing on a fire ant mound. My left leg was covered. I started brushing them off as fast as possible and I ran over to the golf cart. I quickly dropped my shorts to make sure no ants were on their way to the "mother land". Then my 3 so called fiends ran over and one of them says that urine will kill the sting. All 3 of them unzip there pants and proceed to act like they are going to piss on me. About this time here comes 2 golf carts full of old men. Here I am standing there with my shorts around my ankles and 3 guys with their pants unzipped. Needless to say that was our last hole because my friends were laughing to hard to continue.

lol...at least it was only a wee and since we are female...we get to sit lol..

lol...that sounds funnier than Happy Gilmore!

i was walking out of my hebrew class..

and i was looking for my mom's car...cause my car was in the shop and she had to pick me up

SO

i get into the car..
told her what i did..

i turn around
its not my mom

it was this boy who i had a crush on.
his mom..

i get out of the car.
my face is bright red.
he is standing right there..

i turned aournd my mom was cracking u;

wow.

lol...should have ended with...I meant to say hi soon to be mom-in-law

lol, thats true

had diarria, couldn't hold it, ran to the showers high school, washed pants then took a shower, with clothes on to cover mistake, it was winter, i froze going home. sick and wet, fun fun fun

ive done that before. a few times when ive been drunk ive got into the wrong car, thinking it was my moms, picking me up.lol