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Topic: POOP
lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 09:55 AM
So your stickin to the poop Debbie EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 09:56 AM
gamma you deserve a place on the wall of the stall for this thread

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Mon 03/03/08 09:56 AM Edited by gammalight6000 on Mon 03/03/08 10:02 AM


kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 03/03/08 09:58 AM
<----- Special pic for this thread

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 09:58 AM
all this is just side-splitting!

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Mon 03/03/08 10:01 AM


kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 03/03/08 10:03 AM
Don't forget the ALIEN poop.Ticked off captain kirk no end. The Klingons.One evil race of poop

Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Mon 03/03/08 10:03 AM
Don't forget the ALIEN poop.Ticked off captain kirk no end. The Klingons.One evil race of poop

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Mon 03/03/08 10:05 AM
the **** list needed it's own thread...just to powerful for this thread alone

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 03/03/08 10:06 AM
the **** list needed it's own thread...just to powerful for this thread alone The thread or the smell

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 10:06 AM
almost made me cry with it gamma

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 03/03/08 10:09 AM
the **** list needed it's own thread...just to powerful for this thread alone We need to spread the poop.Everyone put on a monkey suit and start flinging

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 03/03/08 10:09 AM


Godschosengirl Joined Fri 09/07/07 Posts: 2491	Mon 03/03/08 10:10 AM
the **** list needed it's own thread...just to powerful for this thread alone We need to spread the poop.Everyone put on a monkey suit and start flinging stoppppp!!! PLZZZZZZZZ my sides hurt!!!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 03/03/08 10:11 AM
We dont need no STINKING poop thread!!!

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 10:11 AM
PPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP! that's the one that just wouldn't stop

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Mon 03/03/08 10:12 AM


gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Mon 03/03/08 10:12 AM
** LIST !!! ------------------------ THE GHOST The kind where you feel come out, see on the toilet paper, but there's no in the bowl. THE CLEAN The kind where you feel come out, see in the bowl, but there's no on the toilet paper. THE WET You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE This happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead ". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN No explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG The kind of that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIUS DRINKER The kind of you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD " - The kind where you want to , but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. THE MEXICAN FOOD A class all its own. THE CROWD PLEASER This is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. THE MOOD ENHANCER This occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE RITUAL This occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS A so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK This has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" This is any created in the presence of another person. THE GROANER A so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this has been known to resurface after many flushings. THE RANGER A which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE PHANTOM This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE PEEK-A-BOO Now you see it, now you don't. This is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BOMBSHELL A that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near ting facilities. THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. THE OLYMPIC This occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's . THE BACK-TO-NATURE This may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T . PREMEDITATED Laxative induced. Doesn't count. ZOPHERENIA Fear of ting - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL Also known as a "Still Going" . THE POWER DUMP The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. THE LIQUID PLUMBER This kind of is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log .) THE SPINAL TAP The kind of that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap s. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. THE PORRIDGE The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. end of **

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 03/03/08 10:13 AM
Sh*it happens!

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 10:15 AM
when i lived down south they called it dookey and a friend of mine calls it hockey any other names?