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Topic: CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX
yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 03/01/08 11:47 AM
REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 1,972 Calories 60-69 years 7,916 Calories 70 and over Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.. 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father or husband knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories Results may vary !!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX !!! And you're on the computer !!!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Sat 03/01/08 11:48 AM Edited by darkowl1 on Sat 03/01/08 11:49 AM
what about multiple orgasms? how many burned and how many eaten?

emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Sat 03/01/08 11:49 AM
What the heck is an Italian Chandelier?

daddysxgirlx35 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 588	Sat 03/01/08 11:52 AM
THAT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVE YOUR JOKES KEEP THEM COMEING

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Sat 03/01/08 11:53 AM
i'm glad u asked,,,,,,,waiting on a answer

emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Sat 03/01/08 11:53 AM
Glad I'm not the only one who didn't know. Maybe I should "google" it?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sat 03/01/08 11:54 AM
you can burn calories during sex?? no wonder I'm fat

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 03/01/08 11:55 AM
The Italian Chandelier Position is similar to the Straight Legged Reverse Cowgirl position

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 03/01/08 11:59 AM Edited by s1owhand on Sat 03/01/08 12:13 PM
What the heck is an Italian Chandelier? like yellow says - but only one point of bodily contact... and the guy doesn't have to move it is better with eye contact if she can do it athletes did you ever do the "crab walk" ?

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Sat 03/01/08 11:59 AM
i need to burn some cals

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 03/01/08 12:12 PM
i need to burn some cals ok...i need to lay off the allergy meds. at first glance i thought you said cats

boonedog Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 10671	Sat 03/01/08 12:45 PM
i need to burn some cals ok...i need to lay off the allergy meds. at first glance i thought you said cats

tmbond Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 1462	Sat 03/01/08 12:47 PM
I require more sex it seems.

MrMovieGuy Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 48	Sat 03/01/08 01:51 PM
What about bj's and Face?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 03/01/08 01:53 PM
What about bj's and Face? now...I can't come up with everything can i??? not enough funding

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 03/01/08 01:54 PM
Now thats a workout people can stick too

tmbond Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 1462	Sat 03/01/08 06:12 PM
It would be one that you wouldn't mind two a days