True Story from Houston Medical Center. A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him,
she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

What's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

I will hope for his sake he has really big fingers. LOL!

Finding out your hoohoo fits thru your wedding band would have to be the worst!!

I,m leaving it alone LOL

is all of the above an option?