Definitely not intended to offend!!

A woman walks into her doctor's office, worried about the strange recent development to her thighs....a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of it, and that she needn't worry until the tests come back. He sends her home.

A few days later, the women's phone rings, and it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these "spots."

"You're perfectly healthy; there's no problem. But, I'm wondering....is your husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks.

"Yes. How did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings arent real gold."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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ewwwwwwww for the earrings???? or what????? lmao