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Don't cross your eyes because they'll stay that way. Sometimes moms just say teh craziest things. And what's worse they believe them!
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Rule #1. Mom is always right.
Rule #2. If mom is wrong, please see rule #1. 
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"Dont make rude faces, or it will stay that way!"
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Rule #1. Mom is always right. Rule #2. If mom is wrong, please see rule #1.
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Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident. What is that all about??
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You'll go blind if you don't stop doing that!
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My mom used to tell us, when she'd had enough, "THERE IS NO WHY!" I usually tell the kids, "Because I'm a mean, cruel, horrible Mother and I SAID SO!" L |
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Be sure to always have your legs shaved in case of an accident, also dont chew gum when your on the rollercoasters at Kings Island!
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"if you keep playing with it,you're gonna go blind!"
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I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
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"Shut Up!" and then right after that "answer me when I'm talking to you!" Which is it?
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I always thought the clean underwear thing was weird. Chances are good that if I am in an auto accident I will chit myself anyways.
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I always thought the clean underwear thing was weird. Chances are good that if I am in an auto accident I will chit myself anyways.
My mom always said, if you are in an auto accident just make sure you're drunk.  The drunk ones always walk away.
[She was working in an ER at the time] |
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Make sure you eat everything on your plate because there are children satrving in Africa.
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How did you get to be my daughter???
(She's shy, I'm not.) |
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Wait until your father get home
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I used to say to my son when he was little.........."if you get run over on the street Im going to kill you!!!"
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
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i dont have any momisms but my father always said"why dont you go play on the highway"
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mine said that too!!!
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