These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country

16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document·"

13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

9 "Warning! You want a warning? OKAY, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

5 " In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....
"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

preciate that!

I come from a long line of cops and lots of cop friends

That is hilarious!!!!!

hahaha oh sh!t that's awesome

bad boy bad boy..wacchagonnado when they came for you

Good one!

shhh...I'm on the run

ahh you're not a boy Rose..:)

so you are saying because I'm a woman...I'm running for nothing???? sexist

KIDDING

bad girl bad girl..whachagonnado whan I came for you

:)

"if you run,you'll only go to jail tired"

how can I argue that since I posted those jokes????

are you forum stalking me???

no...should I? :)