Bubba died in a Fire

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

Dang!! Had to go searchin' for this thread!!

(((((((dc)))))))

(((((DC))))) ...if you are lurking some where....get your tail back here...you are missed muchly....

















please??

Bill, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Bill got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused,the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.





Bill is not yet able to have visitors...

Maybe this will get ya back in here Bill


The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.'

OW! Are the those baby Nubian goats?

They are nubian pygmy goats

Oh be still my fluttering heart...

He's back..!!...

Knew I'd draw ya out if I posted here...

Hey you!!!!!

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that''s a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms.
He asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

So ya knew that I was
Hidin' somewhere?...

Hi catch....


Yep , & I thinks HIDIN' is the operative word here

jus' sayin' hey....

Look who came saunderin' through...

((((dc))))

(((((((((DC)))))))))))hiya handsome!!

your sister wolf, howled at the full moon last night, I went out on a prowl, and howled loudly for you and for me....

hugs woman, nice and lightly so as not to hurt you!!

Another one of the pack...

I was howling at the moon last
night too n'doewama...

Wonder how many people we kept up?...

Big hugs to you too and a big ol' Wolf kiss
right up along the side of your face...Slurp..