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Okay, completely inappropriate, but, this place is as holla' as a gord , so here goes 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ... A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki La ke. 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? . Lick-a-likes. 11. Wha t's th e definition of confusion? ... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do d!ck. 
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Top Ten Times When Using The "F" Word Was Appropriate In History!
10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th -"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th -"Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head." - JFK, 1963 And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997 |
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Because we can all feels the love...
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages 1. English I Love You 2. Spanish Te Amo 3. French Je T'aime 4. German lch Liebe Dich 5. Japanese Ai ****e Imasu 6. Thai Phom rak khun 7. Italian Ti amo 8. Chinese Wo Ai Ni 9. Swedish Jag Alskar 10. - 25. Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck |
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Git in the truck!
 
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10. - 25. Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida
Nice Ass , Get in the truck YEAH BUDDY 
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((((((CATCH)))))) (((((FIRE)))))))
Hey Poison
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Oregon! Cut the fore play!
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Oregon! Cut the fore play!
in Va. GET IN THE TRUCK is 4play
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Y'all wouldn't know what foreplay was it it ran you over in the truck!
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I know! I lived in Luray for awhile!
Loved it! My ole place is now a trailer park!Click, click!
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Y'all wouldn't know what foreplay was it it ran you over in the truck!
always up for a less'n  
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Just watch out for Tornados!
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Schools in Session
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Schools in Session
here's an apple for the school marm
wait a second, isn't an apple how this whole thing dot outta habd ta begin' with???
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I thought fore play was when my date backed over again to see if I was okay!
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((((((Dc))))))
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Yup, damn apple, probably had a worm in it too!
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I know thar was a worm in thar somwhar
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