WELCOME YA'LL

This is a place for friends to gather share a joke or funny story or jus' meet & greet

Keep it civil please , no slures of any type will be tolerated

As always it's open mike nite, so step on up.

HAVE FUN

woohoo another party thingy

Yep, have fun red & it's a pleasure ta meetcha

Hey DC!

Hi Everyone!!

Yaaay..keep the comin..though it won't take many and i'll be stumblin everywhere

Here is a joke for you all
The way I see it is sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

nice to meet u also

King of the Jungle?
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get pissed about it!"

hey poison, enjoy


New faces this is a good thing , ya'll come on in, pull up a chair sit on the floor, admissions free pay at the door.

Hello everyone!

This 1s for misty it's her Birthday

Fishcakes
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm.

"Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.

"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.

"Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, "It's her birthday."

Whose watching the Burgers on the grill?

I would but I think i've had to many drinks...might burn em

DAMNIT knew I 4got sumtin'

THANKS MAN , have a beer

be right back

Hey I even liked this 1


Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.