T'WAS the night before Chrismas
and all through the house,
everybody felt sh*tty, even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
and Dad smoking grass,
I've just settled down
for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I saw a big d*ck.
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment
the f*cker had fell.

He filled all the stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a Big Rubber Dick
for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
The Son of a Bitch
blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all and
have a Hell of a Night."

LOL Nice Morning Foxy

lol good one Foxy

Good Morning!

Always nice to wake up to a good laugh.

:)

GOOD MORNING FOXXY LADY AND NICE STORY.

Thanks for the laugh Foxy!

funny ........happy holidays to everyone at just say hi ............

Good morning foxy, that was too funny.

morning all

foxy, merry christmass

Merry XMas to you too, Morena! :)

we are having a christmas party here tonight,
hope you can make it Foxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!