THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR SPOUSE IS TAKING HIS/HER SWEET TIME....

*Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


*Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals

*Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

*Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
*Put M&M's on lay way
*Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.

*Set up a tent in the camping department , tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form the bedding department.

*When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

*Look right into the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

*Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.

*Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick me!!!!"

*When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! It's not those voices again."

*Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

lol that is so awesome im so gonna do that!!! lol

Lets go!

LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT...

I wish I could come up with fun stuff like that

YEAH I LIKED THIS ONE TOO...

15 things to do at Walmart if you're bored: a more complete list.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. (I didn't know
they sold condoms at Wal-Mart).
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what
happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WETFLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO!
It's those voices again'. and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!

Very funny!