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Topic: 3 NUNS WANT TO QUIT
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 02/21/08 08:02 AM
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?" The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said to the first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent. The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water." The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"

nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Thu 02/21/08 08:05 AM
lol

hunter870 Joined Fri 01/26/07 Posts: 772	Thu 02/21/08 08:09 AM
funny good 1

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monkeyman8588 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 63	Thu 02/21/08 08:26 AM
um yeah sucked

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Thu 02/21/08 08:31 AM
Good one...lol

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