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Edited by
WHACKEEEONE
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Tue 02/19/08 12:24 PM
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing ball without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: The organ of mooning and farting. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. TASTE (tayst) v. female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out. |
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all too true thank you
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PERFECT!!!
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GREAT
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GREAT
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