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| Topic: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S PERSONAL ADS | |
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40-ish................................56+ (it's the red convertible that makes him feel so young)
Active................................Gets up to get his own damn beer Adventurous.......................Asks for extra spicy on his burrito supreme Enjoys cooking..................Can operate microwave Enjoys travel......................Never asks for directions Athletic.............................Loves playing Madden 08 on XBox 360 Generous..........................Incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself Romantic..........................Has Viagra prescription Considerate.......................Leaves seat up and is a bad aim. Emotional.........................Gets pissed when out of beer Loves pets........................Does not pick up poop especially from some dumbass little dog Loves children...................Really doesn't like poop so get used to it Loves family......................Will probably hit on your sister. Loves to laugh...................Smokes too much pot Loves strong coffee.............Usually hung over Looking for soul mate.........Search likely to go on for a long, long time Slim..................................Sickly. Boyish-charm....................Momma's boy Youthful............................Bald as a baby Man's man........................Hair growing everywhere even where seemingly impossible DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.................Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..........On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free Spirit..........................Junkie. Friendship first..................Former Slut. New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s Open-minded......................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional........................****. Voluptuous..........................Very fat. Large frame........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.........................................No No..........................................Yes Maybe....................................No We need...............................I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk...................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead....................You better not Do what you want...............You will pay for this later I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry..........................I am hungry I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress...........................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored...........................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?....................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?..........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think your shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.  
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lol
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lmao
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funny and too true.
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How dare you give up our secreats. TRAITOR!!!
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LOL....love the pic
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