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my favorite thing invite a lady for dinner, find out what she likes, fix her favorite meal served vith a good wine, afer dinner have her for desert... OOHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
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I'm having an old friend for dinner.
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yum
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now im a bit confuzed.. is she diner.. or desert?? or if she is a bigger woman.. is she both maybe??
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now im a bit confuzed.. is she diner.. or desert?? or if she is a bigger woman.. is she both maybe?? |
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Mmmmmmm Cannibalism.
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My favorite thing is to have a lady come over and then I force her to read three short stories I wrote (and one really awful poem about a turtle with enhanced brainpower), none of which will make any sense because they're thematically entwined with twelve other stories she never read, and then she has to give a two-hour dissertation on where she thinks the original ideas came from.
But I can't cook at all.... |
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But never forget dining etiquette there widower! You should NEVER eat the brains with the fingers! The fingers are to be eaten separately! |
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"To Serve Woman"
OMG! It's a COOK BOOK! I saw that episode. |
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Mmmmmmm Cannibalism. lol nice! |
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Mmmmmmm Cannibalism. lol nice! |
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My favorite thing is to have a lady come over and then I force her to read three short stories I wrote (and one really awful poem about a turtle with enhanced brainpower), none of which will make any sense because they're thematically entwined with twelve other stories she never read, and then she has to give a two-hour dissertation on where she thinks the original ideas came from. But I can't cook at all.... Turtle with brainpower? Hmmm have not read that one yet. You holding out on me? |
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can someone invite me over for dinner?
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woman for dessert????? I cant believe in hearing this... i'm gonna be sick
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woman for desert, ooh yeah but only certani par are good for desert..
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can someone invite me over for dinner? |
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