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so do u still use them?
whats ya best line ? some of mine. I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke. I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven. |
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so do u still use them? whats ya best line ? some of mine. I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke. I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven. How's this workin' out for ya, big john? 
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Do you wash your pants in Glass Plus....Cause I can see myself in them.....
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Edited by
Drivinmenutz
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Wed 02/13/08 04:23 PM
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"Wow, your plastic surgeon did an amazing job on you!"...
...no??
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Do you have any German in ya? You wants some?
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that shirt looks becoming on you...if i were on you i'd be coming too.
oh lord i'm such a dork
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"Can I buy you an appletini? Do you like appletini's? huh? huh? Here you go!"
*hold it in the air as she jumps up and down excitedly trying to get it* (I'm a bad person  )
Haha. |
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That shirt is hideous! Take it off quick!!
....Yeah im a dork too..... |
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good one sharon
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Do you wash your pants in Glass Plus....Cause I can see myself in them.....
lol good one 
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I had two good ones that didn't work
1. are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all night. 2. You know what turns my stomach? Two warm t*ts on my back. Oh wait forgot one, Hey let's lay down and get something straight between us. Oh, one guy seriously said to me "Hey do you remember my name? Well, you should, you'll be screaming it later" Yes, I'm still single after all those great, great lines.... 
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Oh, you have a man. well i dont want him to move out, i just want him to move over.
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I saw one on tv I thought was pretty funny, but i'll
never use it. "Baby... you look better than a new set of snow tires" As for me, I go with: Can you hold my hand for a minute, its probably as close as I will ever get to heaven with the thoughts I'm thinking right now. 
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Can i taste your lip stick
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I like your shoes. They would look nice at the foot of my bed
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I had two good ones that didn't work 1. are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all night. 2. You know what turns my stomach? Two warm t*ts on my back. Oh wait forgot one, Hey let's lay down and get something straight between us. Oh, one guy seriously said to me "Hey do you remember my name? Well, you should, you'll be screaming it later" Yes, I'm still single after all those great, great lines....
been using them on the wrong men 
#2 and #3, would work in a heart beat. |
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Silly rabbit, I don't use them, they've been used on me......
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Meet someone in a super market. Ask them if you can buy them breakfast,lunch, or dinner
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You look just as good coming as you do going.
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If your shopping in a mens store, and want to meat the pretty cleark. Pick out more than one item, and then ask her which one she would like to see her boyfriend wear
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