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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast. |
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast. hahaha, nice |
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i used this once and got slapped lol
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another? |
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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." |
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so do u still use them? whats ya best line ? some of mine. oops sorry lausim... "Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house." |
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nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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I'm lost in your beauty
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