One day during confession the priest had to take a shit. No one was
coming in so the father was going to run to the bathroom. But as soon as
he stepped out of the confession box a woman ran up to him. Father I
must talk with you. The father asked her to wait in the booth. she went
inside and the father called for Ray the janitor and asked him to fill
in confession for a moment. so Ray gets into the booth. and asked the
woman here sins. the woman replied I had sex with a married man. Ray
looks on a piece of paper and looks up adultery. then tells the women to
say ten hail-mary and bless your self in holy water. then a man comes
in. forgive me father I stole money. Ray looks up stealing and tells him
to say five hail-mary and bless your self in holy water. Soon a woman
came in and said forgive me father I gave a man a blowjob. Ray looks up
blowjob and there was nothing, he then looked up oral sex and there was
nothing. Ray looks out the door and see's little billy the alter boy.
Ray called for billy. What does the father give for a blowjob? Little
billy looks at ray and says "usually a snickers bar and a pat on the
back!"

LMAO