a parrot was BORN WITHOUT FEET BUT LUCKILY HE HAD A BIGGER PENIS THAT HE WAS USING TO STAY ON THE PERCH...Then one day his owner came back from work and opening the front door the man heard a voice whispering his name from behind the couch...
it was the parrot saying he had something important to tell him
Parrot: this morning when you left for work, the delivery guy came and your wife went to open the door and she started kissing the delivery guy
the man: WHAT?
Parrot: yes and that wasnt it, he started touching her and putting his hands inside her dress
the man: he did that? what else??/?
Parrot: he did that for a while and he took off her dress?
The man: no no, he did that? what happened next?
Parrot: uumm i dont know what happened after that because i got an erection so i lost my balance on the perch and i fell behind the couch.....

lol...good one

Sorry, hang me for saying this, lol, boy that was a "cheep" joke, cmon it was there, lol, sorry

"cheap" looks like u forgot to activate the spelling check.. huh? i put that joke weeks ago, but it was long so i now put a shorter version just to see if the size of a post matters in people's reaction.... turned out right. peace, tho dont feel sorry man FEEL FREE TO SAY WHATEVER MAN, i am cool with that.