there was an englishman, a frenchman, a texan, and a mexican on a flight going to england. as they are flying, they find that they are losing altitude. at this they decide that they will get rid of all access weight. after they get rid of all the excess stuff, they find that they are still losing altitude. The pilot and co-pilots do the math and find out that they have to get rid of 3 out of the four men. as they are discussing how to decide which ones to throw out. the englishman decides to jump up and shout "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!" as he jumps out. at the site of this everyone applauds the mans bravery. the frenchman,not wanting to be shown up, stands up and shouts, "VIVA LA FRANCE!" as he jumps. again everyone applaudes the mans bravery. this is when the texan jumps up and shouts, "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" as he throws the mexican out.

LOL right on

LOL... gotta love those Texans

Texans are hot

definatly needed that tonight!