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Topic: (Rednecks know how toGit-R-Dun)
WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Wed 02/06/08 05:29 PM
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how toGit-R-Dun)

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Wed 02/06/08 05:30 PM
roflmao

Rob1961 Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 145	Wed 02/06/08 05:31 PM


kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Wed 02/06/08 05:31 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 02/06/08 05:31 PM
Thats awesome

shadowdog Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 12773	Wed 02/06/08 05:32 PM
good one-

BrittneyC87 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 382	Wed 02/06/08 05:32 PM


peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Wed 02/06/08 05:32 PM
yall need to get a room

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Wed 02/06/08 05:33 PM
lmao....now that's funny...i don't care who ya are

68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Wed 02/06/08 05:36 PM
That is funny... I knew one of those guys I think..he made a hot tub with a trolling motor.

devildog08 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 358	Wed 02/06/08 05:36 PM
lmao....now that's funny...i don't care who ya are i agree!!! that was ****ing awesome!!!

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Wed 02/06/08 05:38 PM
ROTFLMAO

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 02/06/08 05:47 PM

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