Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 18 | |
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...Straight Outta Compton
Is A Brotha That'll Smother Yo' Mother And Make Ya Sister Think I Love Her Dangerous Motherfu*ker Raises Hell And If I Ever Get Caught I Make Bail See, I Don't Give A Fu*k, That's The Problem I See A Motherfu*kin Cop I Don't Dodge Him Gah! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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dER Diasry........just a quick note before I go get ready for work......I heard that where I work.......we have the most patients per nurse and that we have the highest amount of people on workers comp.........it may be changed by june that we will have only 8-10 instead of 12-13.......ohhhhhhhhhh would be sooooooooooooo nice!!! ![]() thats a good sign , ![]() ![]() |
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dear dairy , im out of mind - but please feel free to leave a messege !
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purple , got any ice cream left ?
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ha! for awhile I had on my voice mail
" the number you have reached is not in service leave a message I'll get back to ya later..." boy that pi$$ed alot of people off! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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DD, do you ever get this feeling that some one is watching you ??????????
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ha ha , my favorite one , which I should really put back on says:
you have reached satans worshippers united we cannot take your call right now if you know the extension of the demon or demi god you wish to reach press 666 now , if you do not know the extension number stay on the line and the grim reaper will be with you shortly .... ![]() ![]() |
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ha ha ha ......or the time I used the sound effects tape with the barking dog and the machine guns goin off in the back ground and the gun fire then the dog yelps and my daughter yells " OH MY gOD !!!! SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.............. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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dear dairy, i was on a date recently, and this lady took me horse back rididng. it was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarter's !
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what is jsh moderator?
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answer to worst job jeopardy question...
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lol !
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Good after noon Purple
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I"ll take Midgets for $500 Alex!!
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Speaking of midgets
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