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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 18 | |
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An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think |
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my ex-wife other car is a broom !
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my Cats breath smells like catfood.........
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is it suposed to smell like roses ???
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Immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm back!!!!
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gypsy !
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hey chevy.........oc.......
Soooooooooooooooooo that was fun!!!
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was it fun lol
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Dear diary......I just spent the last hour and 1/2 laughing my azzzzzzzzzzz off at my son!!!
He even had a cherry bum story!!! 
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<---has no idea where he gets his story telling talents from!!!
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i wonder ???
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Dear diary......I just spent the last hour and 1/2 laughing my azzzzzzzzzzz off at my son!!!
He even had a cherry bum story!!!
Cherry bum??? telllllll!!! |
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hey chevy.........oc.......
Soooooooooooooooooo that was fun!!!
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Ok.........here is his story...........
He goes to school and everyday there is this indian kid who keeps trying to hang out with him......This kid puts a rock in a hollowed out pen and shakes it and puts it up to his ear and says "big sound for a little thing"
The next thing you know........he comes up to my son and his friends and yells..........'CHERRY BUM' CHERRY BUM FOR SALE" and he opens up his jacket and shows them one of those fire crackers...........
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anyways the story was better when he told it!!!
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