You Drink You Drive You Spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink

San Francisco Fat

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food!
Muscleman, you look like a f*cking freak!

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)
Movie star, no one likes you
How d'ya learn, to be so f*cking mean?

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinky's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Glamour p*ssy and some New York band

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

Los Angeles, ÜBER ALLES
Or at least, that's what they like to believe

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Boobzilla flattens out D!ck Tokyo

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

My Vagina

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer c*nt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina

Another Try....Josh Turner w/Trisha Yearwood

All the things I felt and never shared
All the times that she was lonely with me there
The tears I wouldn't let fall from my eyes
And how I let her go without a fight

The reasons I'm alone I know by heart
But I don't want to spend forever in the dark
I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life
If love ever gives me another try

There's no changing things that we regret
The best that we can hope for is one more chance
If the hands of time could just move in reverse
I wouldn't make the same mistake again with her

The reasons I'm alone I know by heart
But I don't want to spend forever in the dark
I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life
If love ever gives me another try

The reasons I'm alone I know by heart
But I don't want to spend forever in the dark
I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life
If love ever gives me another try

Cars - Who's Gonna Drive You Home.....

Reminds me of my ex......

Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong, but bye
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Who's gonna hold you down
When you shake
Who's gonna come around
When you break
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
Oh you know you can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

Sad But True

Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there
Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who cares
They, They betray
I’m your only true friend now
They, They’ll betray
I’m forever there

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your dream, mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s sad but true, sad but true

You, You’re my mask
You’re my cover, my shelter
You, You’re my mask
You’re the one who’s blamed
Do, Do my work
Do my dirty work, scapegoat
Do, Do my deeds
For you’re the one who’s shamed

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your dream, mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s sad but true,sad but true

I'm your dreams,
I'm your eyes,
I'm your pain

I'm your dreams
I'm your eyes
I'm your pain
You know it's sad but true, sad but true


Hate, I’m your hate
I’m your hate when you want love
Pay, Pay the price
Pay for nothing’s fair

Hey, I’m your life
I’m the one who took you there
Hey, I’m your life
And I no longer care

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your truth, telling lies
I’m your reasoned alibis
I’m inside open your eyes
I’m you

Sad but true

Intellectual Lover

Can't hear what you're saying
Blah blah bl-bl-bl-blah blah blah blah
Talk talk away
I won't listen anyway, oh no
You think I'm being a baby
Well, you're exactly right
Keep treating me that way
Doesn't give me the right

My lover's an intellectual
My lover's an intellectual

Can't hear what you're saying baby
Blah blah bl-bl-bl-blah blah blah blah
Talk talk away
I won't listen anyway, oh no
You think I'm being a baby
Well, you're exactly right
Keep treating me that way
Doesn't give me the right

My lover's an intellectual
My lover's an intellectual

My lover's an intellectual
My lover's an intellectual

Go Away

Go!

2,3,4

I, I started thinking of someone else
Cause I, got sick and tired of fighting with myself
Now I gotta remind you
What's left to say?
We don't need each other - Go away!
The party's over - Leave today!
Don't come over - Go away!
I know we both feel the same

I, I thought about you a thousand times
Sometimes, we'll be together in my mind
But then I recall, you're far away
You got a boyfriend - Go Away!
The party's over - Leave today!
Don't come over - Go away!
I know we both feel the same

Go Away
The party's over - Leave today!
Don't come over - Go away!
I know we both feel the same

Go Away!

Not Just My Head

You don't listen to a single word we say
Things get rougher everyday
F*ckin' arrogance is drivin' me crazy
Get back in the mold
And do just what we're told
We cry for change
You think we're crazy

It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head

We're all dead when there's nothing left to live for
We'll all be better off dead
Cuz there's nothing left to live for.
You don't listen to a single word we say
Things get rougher everyday
F*ckin' arrogance is drivin' me crazy
Get back in the mold
And do just what we're told
We cry for change
You think we're crazy

It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head

We're all dead when there's nothing left to live for
We'll all be better off dead
Cuz there's nothing left to live for.
You don't listen to a single word we say
Things get rougher everyday
F*ckin' arrogance is drivin' me crazy
Get back in the mold
And do just what we're told
We cry for change
You think we're crazy

It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head
It's not just my head

Worst Man Won

"You know i think you got the wrong impression about me,I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning i'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f*ckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f*ckin' head open again"

Breaking, this breaking up is hard to take
No more apologies to say
The bottom dropped, you tried to change me
It didn't work, it's time to carry on

Anger, my temper made you so afraid
Final decisions have been made
You've gone ahead found a new shoulder to cry upon
I was the last to know

And the worst man won
I've already apologized one hundred times (and the worst man won)
Can you see the pain in my eyes
Take a long hard look (the worst man won)
Should have noticed from the start
How do you mend a broken heart

And now I know the worst man won

The Offspring~*~Can't Repeat


I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold onto what's been done
I can't grab onto what's to come
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but



Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page


Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries




Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead
Despite our fear and dread
We're all just wishing we could stop, but



Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page


Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries



With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made
And sets another stage
And I'm just wishing we could stop



Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page



Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries


Time rolls on

Past Mistakes

I missed the train to Boston,
Now I'm left in the Cold,
I never wanted this to end,
And now you got a new boyfriend,
He says he'll love you better,
Than I will ever do,
And will you say you love me too, oh!

Can't make up for past mistakes,
but you know I'm gonna keep on trying,
The world used to be ours to take,
Can't you see that now,
I'm dyin'

I know you broke your promise,
That you were an empty hole,
I thought I would be with you forever,
Can't stand living on my own,
Such a minor set back,
A never is all it took,
Thinks he's Mr. Perfect,
And she'll take another look,

Can't make up for past mistakes,
but you know I'm gonna keep on trying,
The world used to be ours to take,
Can't you see that now,
I'm dyin'

I'm not too great for that,

You're never coming back,

All those chances take another drink,
I thought it'd never come to that,

You moved on to better things,
And all the misery you maked,
To me all I want's the best for you, FOR YOU!

Can't make up for past mistakes,
but you know I'm gonna keep on trying,
The world used to be ours to take,
Can't you see that now,
I'm dyin'

Rap Soda Y Bohemia

Mama, mammate a un cabron
Le vole la choya con un pistolon
Mama, con el dedo en el gatillo
Le meti 6 balas al cabron por el fundillo
Mama, sabes si vienes por ahi
Te digo "que te pasa?" si te metes con mi p*ssy
My man, you betta get a job
Porque este espacio pertenece a Molotov

Muy muy tarde que le llego la hora
Pero ese culero tenia que morirse ahora
Y chilla que chilla y llora que llora
Solo se encontenta cuando esta con su señora
Yo tengo a mi clika que esta pocasumadre
Y tu no tienes nada, ni perro que te ladre

Mama mama mamate esta
Mama mama nada te cuesta
Didn't mean to make you cry
If i'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on carry on
Cuz todo vale madres

Mama mama mate a una perra
Era morena pero se pinto de guera
Le subi la falda, man you should've seen it
El tapete no combinaba con la cortina
What am i gonna do ? oh tell me mama
Cuz i cut her into pieces
Like my name is Jeffrey Dahmer
Now they wanna hunt me down
But ah in mexico you won't see me around

Mama mama mamate esta
Mama mama nada te cuesta
I don't wanna die
Sometimes i wish i've never been born at all
Mama mama mamate esta
Mama mama nada te cuesta
Mama mama sabe tu que pasa ?
Mama mama Molotov esta en la casa
Vi la silueta de una verga
In the bush in the bush
Would you do the fandango
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very very frightening me
Guacareo, guacareo, guacareo miralo
Magnifico yo soy un naco y nadie me ama
Pinche chamaco no tienes lana
Sperm in your wife in her mouth and chichis
Easy cum easy go wouldya gimme a blow
It smells like "ohh" would you just gimme a blow
It smells like "ohh" would you just gimme a blow
Gimme one more blow blow
Me babaluba
Mamalamia mamalamia
Ya me hartaste, por favor
Miguel seguro gotta pepa put aside for me
For me, for me !

If you think you can score with me kiss my ass !

El que no se la jale sera un animaaal !

Ohhh baby can't do this to me baby
I just gotta get out, i just gotta get out
I just gotta get right outta here

Jaded

Somebody keep my balance
I think I'm falling off
Into a state of regression

The expiration date
Rapidly coming up
It's leaving me behind to rank

Always move forward
Going straight will get you nowhere

There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere

I'm taking one step sideways
Leading with my crutch
Got a f*cked up equilibrium

Count down from 9 to 5
Hooray! We're gonna die!
Blessed into our extinction

Always move forward
Going straight will get you nowhere

There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere

Always move forward
Going straight will get you nowhere

There is no progress
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere
In nowhere
In nowhere

Rock Star

I don't want to be
a loser...no!...
I don't want to be
an almost was
I don't want to be a white trash
Working class chump
I don't want to be a loser anymore

That's why I want to be
a rock star
I want to be the king
I want to be on top, yeah
I just want to be a rock star
Yeah...
now I just want to be famous
I want to be the guy
That everybody wants
[laughter]

I want to be on TV shows
And wear designer clothes
I want a girlfriend who does
not drink beer
I want to drive a fast car
And sleep with certain
movie stars
I want to sing the songs
That all those little people
Want to hear

I just want to be a rock star
I want to be like all those
people up in first class
I just want to be a rock star
I want to tell the little people
They can kiss my ass

I just want to be a rock star
I just want to get laid
I just want to be a rock star
A different girl
For every day

That's why I want to be
a rock star
Be like all those guys
on the MTV
I just want to be a rock star
I want to make those girls on
the Real World
Fantasize about me

I just want to be a rock star
I want to be the king
I want to be on top
I just want to be a rock star
I just want to be famous
Everybody everywhere
wants to be famous
and everybody everywhere
wishes they could tell
Everybody everywhere
to go to Hell

I just want to be a rock star
I just want to get high
I just want to party like
a rock star
Until the day I die

I just want to be a rock star

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw red marks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Outside By Staind

And you
Can bring me to my knees
Yeah

All this time
That I could make you breathe
Yeah

All the times
That I felt insecure
Yeah

And I leave
A burning path of flame

(Chorus)
I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All this time
That I felt like this won’t add
Once for you

And I taste
What I could never have
It’s from you

All those times
That I tried
My intentions
Full of pride
And I waist
More time than anyone

I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All the times
That I’ve cried
All that’s wasted
It’s all inside

And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It’s back again

And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can’t mend

And I feel
Tomorrow will be okay
But I know

That I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

this may be somewhere amongst the pages but.....as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my life and realize...ok ok i know its old but i still liked it

RMB feat. Talla 2XLC - Spring

The spring is my love,
Leaves of spring rustling in the trees,
Felt my heart was delighted, rebirth of all kind,
Scenery's which fulfill my soul,
which will tranquilly last forever in my mind.

The wind, the birds, the love, the air,
The breeze, the dew, the spring in me.
The wind, the birds, the love, the air,
The breeze, the dew, the love in me.

The spring is my love.

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