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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 17
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/01/08 10:25 AM
Dear diary I invited my Dad and son over for dinner on sunday.........which means I have to cook!!! WOW!! cool !! you know who to ask if you want any suggestions

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:27 AM
I have a ham........and Im going to make scalloped potatoes and whatever veggie I can microwave........dessert I dont know yet......

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:28 AM
Did someone say potatoes??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:29 AM
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa fresh!!! Mrs.Potatoe!!!! I knew you were listening!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:29 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:30 AM
Preejaculate makes great lubrication gypsy. There's nothing worse than saggy parts. Gotta dry box and too many kids, my boyfreind says my crack looks like two tupperware lids, I wouldn't get none if it weren't for vaseline, my beef jerky body is nasty and mean cuzzzzzz I got SAGGY PARTS! (dontcha know I got) SAGGY PARTS! (can't ya see em) SAGGY PARTS! (there really nasty) SAGGY PARTS!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:31 AM
What a funny song!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:31 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:32 AM
WTF????? Ohhhhhhhhhh ya!!!! Dirty Old man is here!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:34 AM
<------having a Devo moment............WHIP IT!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:36 AM
I guess you had to be there. Picture a metal band with an 80 year old grandmother singer singing that saggy parts.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:36 AM
It would be great at work!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Fri 02/01/08 10:38 AM
<------having a Devo moment............WHIP IT!!! I said WHIP IT ... WHIP IT GOOD

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:40 AM
Even better if you get time look up the metal band 'one foot in the grave'. Its a metal band and all members are over 90 years old. They freaking rock! Picture 4 90 year old men doing metallicas sandman. Freaking awesome!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Fri 02/01/08 10:41 AM
Is this a mad porn room? With whips!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:42 AM
Got a link?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:42 AM
Is this a mad porn room? With whips! Why Yes it is!!!! Cuckholds Anonymous!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:43 AM


FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:43 AM
The guy that introduced you to that word should be shot!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:44 AM
Dear diary.............the word of the day is.......... SMITHEREENS!!! ALONG WITH THE LETTER 7 AND THE NUMBER T!!