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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 17
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 09:58 AM
But cartman you fatass you're not making a red rocket, you're masterbating the dog!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 09:59 AM
But cartman you fatass you're not making a red rocket, you're masterbating the dog! AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:00 AM
Dear diary.........when you cant find your tea..... look in the microwave!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:03 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:03 AM
After that episode of south park I started calling my truck red rocket. Yeah fresh I get w2s, 1099s, and w4s. My taxes suck. I won some money last year. Gonna screw me up bad.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:05 AM
Dear diary...............why do I want to touch........ Biker's hair?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:06 AM
And your glasses are on top of your head gypsy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:07 AM
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I dont wear glasses!~!!! Omg Im so tired Im laughing at everything today.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:08 AM
Teas in the microwave, glasses on top of your head, purse is in your car, and the cats in the cradle with a silver spoon

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:09 AM
Dear diary.......Im going to try Red Bull today..........and who knows what's going to happen~!!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:09 AM
Little boy blue and the man in the moon....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:09 AM
Aha ha ha ha ha ha

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/01/08 10:09 AM
Dear diary.......Im going to try Red Bull today..........and who knows what's going to happen~!!!! Try it with some booze in it!! It's much better that way!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/01/08 10:10 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it..............doh!!! I put my brain on backwards again!!! Whereeeeeeeez my tea? I'm wondering the same thing , wherez that waiter!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:10 AM
Noooooooooooo Im going to try it before work!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:11 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it..............doh!!! I put my brain on backwards again!!! Whereeeeeeeez my tea? I'm wondering the same thing , wherez that waiter!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm date night????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/01/08 10:13 AM
I'm having ringing sounds in my penis doc. Its like ringing in my ears but in my penis. Is there such a thing as tinear tinius penis? Oh wait I put my cellphone in my front pocket. Never mind.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:15 AM
Oh and I thought that was my vibrator!!! Ohhhhhhhh Muriel is up early today!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:18 AM
Dear diary I invited my Dad and son over for dinner on sunday.........which means I have to cook!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/01/08 10:23 AM
omggggggggggggggggg!!! My man counter is 666~~~