A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

OOOPSSS!!!!

that cop is ****ed

hmmmmmmmm wondering how long he will have his job?

That was a good one....

Oh this would be a good time to get on the groom good side. Could you imagiane what the daughter would do if the father haden't of liked the son in law ?