Two guys are driving down the highway on a long long road trip. Eventually one of them gets so bored he suggests playing 20 questions. The other agrees and decides to go first. He thinks and thinks and thinks for something that his buddy will never guess and finally he comes up with it. A Moosecock. "Got it" he says, "start guessing."

So his buddy ponders for a second and asks his first question.."Can you eat it?"

A little puzzled and a little humered the guy replies, "Yeah..yeah I guess you could eat it."

And the man says, "Is it a moosecock?"

this was hilarious