> When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
>
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
>
> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
>
> Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
>
> 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and
then sanitized '.
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
>
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A
JOB THAT IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!