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A guy is out with his buddies and has a few drinks. He's feeling a little frisky, but true to his wife he goes home. He finds her sound asleap in bed, with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin." She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!" He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."
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lol that's great.
A rope walks into a bar & the bartended says, "we don't surve ropes in here" so the rope walks out & ties himself into a knot & freys his ends. He walks back in & the bartended says: "Hey, aren't you that rope that was just in here?" the rope says: "Nope, i'm afraid not (a freyed knot)" that one's better when spoken ;) |
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