The ONLY dangerous thing about Canada is Toronto anymore.
The news there today is like the news from Detroit 25 years ago.

Earthquakes in B/C?? I'll buy that one, it's on the Rim(Ring?)of Fire but then if the Pacific Rim went to hell, I wouldn't wanna be in Australia.

I'm surprised they didn't warn possible Australian tourists to Canada about the imminent threat of a polar bear attack while they were at it.

I mean, that's even dumber than some of the stuff that comes from Americans lol(no offense )

The only theat in Canada is being beligerant and not chilling when they tell you to!

Hmmmmmmmmmm dont jog in stanley park in the evening........uhhhhhhhhh dont go skiing on the mountains.........dont wear nice jewellery on skid row........

Don'tc ha love the wally's that sit in offices, dishing out advice,?

don't forget bird flu, SARS and MRSA

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/avianflu/
http://www.cbc.ca/news/story/2003/03/26/sars030326.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1761367/posts



now now...for those of you who don't know me very well,
i'm JUST JOKING ok? These bugs are everywhere right?
Doesn't that make you feel better? As for Mr. Karma,
he has other reasons to fear a trip to Australia!!
Peculiar to him. But thankfully he is not the
scaredycat type At least the further
he gets away from the North American Supervolcano at
Yellowstone Park, the safer he will be!!

http://www.solcomhouse.com/yellowstone.htm

The smartraveller.gov.au site is a gem. Required reading for anyone anywhere in the world!!



Crossing the street around the world is a dangerous business. More dangerous than "Terrorism in Israel"!! REALLY

http://www.israelfree.com/article.asp



But traffic deaths in Australia at 75.6 per million in population were a little lower than in Canada at 91.7 per million inhabitants in 1997 (using statistics from http://www.safecarguide.com/exp/statistics/statistics.htm)

However, that was just for 1997, so, your mileage may vary...
WARNING AUSTRALIAN 94 RATE MUCH LARGER THAN 1997 CANADA RATE

http://www.nisu.flinders.edu.au/pubs/bulletin13/bull13-2.html





So, if you're going to Australia, keep warm, get plenty of rest, drink plenty of fluids and watch out for traffic!!

Hang on!!!!! I'm supposed to be scared???

It is only rational! Beware of mechanized vehicles and "marauders".

That's what landmines are for.









I never got around to signing the International Landmine Accord.


OOOPS!!!! I forgot I'm Canadian. No nasty stuff for me. I'll threaten them with real beer!

GLWT
























"Good Luck With That"

now back to the hazards of Canada. Don't forget the wild life.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/canadas-most-dangerous-animal-canadas-most-dangerous-animal/427411220

Only thing I'm afraid of in canada is the climate, bbrrrrrrrr;^]

Don't forget the wild women!!!

Oh yeah Gypsy is from Canada. Good lord I wouldn't survive a vist up there, with Karma shooting at me, and Gypsy trying to strangle me with a whip.

hehe, wild women don't scare me, wild is most of sisters middle names..lol;^]