So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fact two very good friends. One day the horse fell into a mud hole that he could not get out of. The chicken saw this and said, "What should I do?","What should I do?" and the horse replies,"Go get the farmers BMW and a rope so that you can pull me out". So, the chicken runs and gets the BMW and a rope. He drives it back, ties the rope to the horse and the other end to the car. The chicken puts the car in gear and pulls the horse out. "Wow", the horse said. "Thanks alot out there". So one day the chicken falls into the hole. "Help, Help" he is saying."Go get the farmers BMW and a rope to pull me out!" The horse said, "No need....I'll just straddle the hole and you hold onto my d*ck and pull me out" "OK" said the chicken. So the chicken grabs a hold of his d*ck and is pulled out. What is the MORAL of the story? You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks, if you are hung like a horse.

hmmm are you hung like a horse or do you have a bmw?

Good one cooly


Talk to ya later dear


Don't work to hard

I drive a truck, and I know how to use it

im sure its a stick too

a smooth shifter with a big nob and 4 wheel drive

does it have a lift kit too!
giddy up people!

bout a 7" lifter

Just the way I like them smooth and a big knob