i figured since nothing else was going on id attempt to write something.. whether anyone likes it or not remains to be seen.. i always fancied myself a writer but there are so many forks in the road of life that well eventually you're bound to travel down a wrong one sooner or later.. how long you stay on it depends on the traveler i guess being male and not liking to ask for directions.. would be a good reason to get a girlfriend maybe i wouldn't be lost most of the time because i would make her go in and ask for directions.. but enough of that said and the plea .. for a girlfriend was just an after thought i threw in at the last moment i hope it wasnt too obvious.. well i recently bought my son a truck no it wasnt a birthday it was sort of lets get pass all the crap that youve had to put up with over the last few years present.. not that i could really afford it but so much as something he'll never forget his old man doing for him after all he is 16.. and the girls are awfully cute if i may say so in a perverted old fart way.. after all if my son gets a girlfriend maybe that will lead to untapped sources of MILFs.. as if i really have anything else to do besides get on here and ramble off some drivel and yes i know the blue box just doesnt do it for me either but none the less there it is and here i am.. oh yea so where was i drivel well my son has had his truck for about a week .. ah the joy of new found freedom hes now all over the roads and im at home looking for whats left of my already bitten finger nails being a parent to a newly liberated 16 year old should come with packets of spare finger nails it also requires that your hand be in your pocket every other day for gas money .. gas the rare commodity my car hasn't seen since my son got his truck
but none the less he is happy and that makes me happy such are the joys of parenting..ok the truth be known it sucks i want to be out there chasing women but i have no gas i want to be enjoying the open roads of freedom but i got this little mini me to take care of...... why ole lord why me..

Have you tried a decaffeinated brand?

very nice you will find her don't give up all good things come to those who wait

Ah, the 16 year old blues, gotta love them for it. Demanding though they are. I was picking my teen from the ferry the other day when we came across a sign, it read Road Const. I looked at my daughter and said, "damn I hope the road is constant. I'd hate to drive off a cliff." She's still shaking her head over that one

I couldn't help but laugh at the phrase "untapped MILFs". Absolutely worth pursuing.

hey tom!!! forgot to write back but your poem was really good!!!

Make him earn the gas money. I bought my son 2 tanks a month, got him to school & work, after that his problem. Teach responsibility along with the spoiling. Talk to him about booze, friends yes; but DAD when needed.

OMG, Tom that was just too good been there done that twice now and it ain't easy but all works out. But if you find someone through your son good luck never did me any good. Sshhshshs my kids friends parents were all married.

So that theory did not work for me good luck ohhh yeah mine had to get a part time job for the gas I did not supply there running around gas for them shshshhs the trucks and cars were enough

I dont want him ever to get his licence!!! and omg he is going to be 16 this year!!!

Mine too.... VERY SOON ... yikes

(((Tomb)))


They sell fake fingernail tips in the store if you need extra!