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Topic: JSH doesn't work
alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:37 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? Well, I'm not one to talk, but I think you're the first one here who has actually figured out the whole thing.... Lex, MadamX did mail it didn't she?

southern_bee Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 4812	Tue 01/22/08 06:38 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar... actually.when all the blood rushes back from yure penis back to your brain you might come to realize some ladies have backbones and we dont spen our time lying on them,we have brains and we use them

mnhiker Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 3771	Tue 01/22/08 06:38 PM
Let me clear up a few things for ya: Feng Shui is a type of poisonous mushroom. STDs are not sexy, neither are criminal pasts. No I won't scratch it, and I'm still not sure about Lex.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/22/08 06:38 PM
Lex, MadamX did mail it didn't she? I deny all knowledge of everything. WHAT Lindbergh baby, what are you talking about?

aLittleBird Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 2515	Tue 01/22/08 06:38 PM
...and you have NEVER proposed to me pal. I am I love you. Will you marry me? BTW: I thought you were the first. Oh yeah, I remember, you ran over me in that Caprice Station Wagon. yes I'll marry you....but.... I wasn't the first person you asked and I don't drive a station wagon..... so you best be buying me a HUGE diamond....

southern_bee Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 4812	Tue 01/22/08 06:41 PM
Lex, MadamX did mail it didn't she? I deny all knowledge of everything. WHAT Lindbergh baby, what are you talking about? sexy lex!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/22/08 08:09 PM
Lex, MadamX did mail it didn't she? I deny all knowledge of everything. WHAT Lindbergh baby, what are you talking about? sexy lex! Bee, you're WAY ahead of the curve on this one. People will understand this sometime around 2087, just you wait and see.

southern_bee Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 4812	Tue 01/22/08 08:11 PM
oh trust me i have my popcorn and lawn chair and im waiting

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Tue 01/22/08 08:14 PM
Well, you do say you are here for ONLINE friends only. Well, look at that, I don't know many women who want an online marriage.

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Tue 01/22/08 08:15 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi? Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant? Same thing, iddin it?

misty_57 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 1618	Tue 01/22/08 08:15 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? I would hope there are more than two you can trust for heaven sake

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 01/22/08 08:27 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? I would hope there are more than two you can trust for heaven sake yeah like what about me???

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/22/08 08:29 PM
yeah like what about me??? OK, hiker, you're in. There's 3 of us. Everybody else is just one person with 400,000 different profiles.

mnhiker Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 3771	Tue 01/22/08 08:38 PM
An online marriage? Is that legally binding in any of the 50 U.S. states and territories?

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 01/22/08 08:40 PM
yeah like what about me??? OK, hiker, you're in. There's 3 of us. Everybody else is just one person with 400,000 different profiles. >whew<

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/22/08 08:42 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi? Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant? Same thing, iddin it? I thought that meant "Beef with Broccoli"....

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Tue 01/22/08 08:44 PM
yeah yeah yeah i mailed it...you never set the damn date!!! you gotta let me know when i gotta show up!!! i soooooo love you my boo boo kitty

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Tue 01/22/08 08:52 PM Edited by madamx7316 on Tue 01/22/08 08:53 PM
hiker is soooooooo bad she is good! hahaha alone got the msg you arent feelin good...love to ya darlin and come back to me soon i miss my darlin!!!!

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Wed 01/23/08 04:07 PM
ah, soooo, that was yours? Sorry, I get the finger so often I don't even notice it anymore.

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Wed 01/23/08 04:08 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar... actually.when all the blood rushes back from yure penis back to your brain you might come to realize some ladies have backbones and we dont spen our time lying on them,we have brains and we use them OOOO, BURN!!!