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Topic: JSH doesn't work
alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:23 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust?

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 01/22/08 06:24 PM
I'm so fake my gray hairs are even dyed gray

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Tue 01/22/08 06:25 PM
pinch me and see if i slap ya

lifedesigner Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 270	Tue 01/22/08 06:26 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar...

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:27 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar... I know, so what am I missing?

BeckaLeann Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 111	Tue 01/22/08 06:28 PM
sugar i think you've just been talking to the wrong females :) good luck

Jeremmmy Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 109	Tue 01/22/08 06:28 PM
a picture might attract some attention

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM
well you got the sarcasm down pat............hmmmmmmmm and I am a weeble I just wobble from thread to thread, and yes it hurts when I am pinched so that makes me a real weeble

aLittleBird Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 2515	Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar... yep, yep...that's exactly what I want....it would make my life complete.

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM
We went through this not to long ago, def need to weed them out

aLittleBird Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 2515	Tue 01/22/08 06:31 PM
...and you have NEVER proposed to me pal. I am

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:32 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi? Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant? Same thing, iddin it?

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Tue 01/22/08 06:32 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar... oooo, where is he?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? Well, I'm not one to talk, but I think you're the first one here who has actually figured out the whole thing....

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi? Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant? Same thing, iddin it? hey now, that's my line.

ladynluv2be Joined Sun 07/08/07 Posts: 840	Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? and you joined the 3rd of this month... I do not want a man that is that hard up

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM
...and you have NEVER proposed to me pal. I am I love you. Will you marry me? BTW: I thought you were the first. Oh yeah, I remember, you ran over me in that Caprice Station Wagon.

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Tue 01/22/08 06:35 PM
ihave found a few on here, so i guess it does work

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:35 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it. Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust? and you joined the 3rd of this month... I do not want a man that is that hard up Everybody wants a man who is hard up. Well . . . you know what I mean, I hope.

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 01/22/08 06:36 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi? Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant? Same thing, iddin it? hey now, that's my line. Don't even try it. I proposed to you 13 times and sent you my little finger in a package as proof of my adoration. At least MadamX said she mailed it.