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Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off.
How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab". |
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Now that is sick............
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Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off. How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab".  
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YUK
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that just made me want to puke lol
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Now let's see who can sink the lowest with a dirty or sick, so I will start off. How does a lady with a " bad case of crabs" get's rid of them"? She finds a guy who " likes fresh crab". |
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I shouldn't have done it. I did. Now I regret it. I actually read this post.
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that just made me want to puke lol
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I think you won.
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what
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I think you won. 
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I have some worse ones then this one on this site.
This one should lighten things up A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home |
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I have some worse ones then this one on this site. This one should lighten things up A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home |
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Congrats for winning Thread Of The Night That Won't Actually Go Anywhere. (=
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I refuse to have that lameass crab joke be the "worst!"
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Yeah, I know. Yuck! Blah, blah, blah...and of course there'll be the: "I don't get it..."
I apologize in advance... 
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guess i have to put my two cents in on this one..
Steve wakes up from a hard night of partying with no memory of the night before, and two rings of color around his penis, one red and one brown. Concerned, he goes to the doctor, who proceeds to perform some tests. A while later, the doctor comes back in and says, "Well, son, I've got good news and bad news." "Well, what's the good news?" Steve asks. The doctor says, "well, the red ring is lipstick." Steve smiles and says, "That is good news! At least I had fun, even if i can't remember it...what's the bad news?" "The brown ring is Skoal" |
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Male and female? Double delight.
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Let'see how long we can keep this thread going.
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guess i have to put my two cents in on this one.. Steve wakes up from a hard night of partying with no memory of the night before, and two rings of color around his penis, one red and one brown. Concerned, he goes to the doctor, who proceeds to perform some tests. A while later, the doctor comes back in and says, "Well, son, I've got good news and bad news." "Well, what's the good news?" Steve asks. The doctor says, "well, the red ring is lipstick." Steve smiles and says, "That is good news! At least I had fun, even if i can't remember it...what's the bad news?" "The brown ring is Skoal"
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