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I'm a hopeless romantic...but women never see that side cause they never give me a chance 
Ummm HUGE difference between being "romantic" and being a "push-over pansy". I'm a hopeless romantic. But like hell if I'm going to let anyone, male or female, treat me like dirt and expect UNREALISTIC things..like "reading minds". I failed "mind reading 101" back in school. So I prefer "good communication" more than anything. 
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 Wow...that was awesome
...but where do you find guys like this???? I'd settle for half of what's on that list....
Well I keep telling all you beautiful women, come to Oklahoma! |
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Well i'll say it sounds pretty damn sweet to me if them things are what any woman wants. i'm sure you'll get a lot in return.
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well will stand up and tell the ladies our secrets
any volunteers |
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thats just too much to remember lol
and it seems like the guy is getting punked alot... |
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What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too?
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Advice For Men... Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men... When I text you [ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I push you or hit you [ Grab me and don't let go ] When I start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me what's wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When I pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me I'm beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Just hold me and don't say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When I steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ Reassure me that everything is okay ] When I look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When I say that I like you [ I really do more than you could understand ] When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I bump into you [ Bump into me back and make me laugh ] When I tell you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When I look at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until I do ] When I miss you [ I'm hurting inside ] When you break my heart [ The pain never really goes away ] When I say it's over [ I still want you to be mine ] When I repost this bulletin [ I want you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything - When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her - When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her - Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you - Tease her and let her tease you back - Stay up all night with her when she's sick - Watch her favorite movie with her - Give her the world - Let her wear your clothes - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - Let her know she's important - Kiss her in the pouring rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" WOW, NUT CASE. You need to hire a SLAVE. 
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Im assumin sex in return being a dirty hoe in bed? lol what else could u ask for..
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Advice For Men... Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men... When I text you -it's important. i hate to text. When I walk away from you mad -you'd better damned well let me go. When I stare at your mouth -you have spinach stuck between your teeth. When I push you or hit you -you better hope and pray it's a joke, or you'll be on your ass. When I start cussing at you -it's probably time to leave. When I'm quiet -i have nothing to say. When I ignore you -i wanna read my freaking book, play on my computer, or do whatever... When I pull away -let me go. When you see me at my worst -don't mention it again... When you see me start crying -keep your mouth shut til the movie is over. When you see me walking -DON'T sneak up on me. quick way to get smacked. When I'm scared [ Protect me ]-i don't NEED protecting. When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When I steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]-huh? seriously? When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ Reassure me that everything is okay ]-i don't need reassurance. When I look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]hmmm... When I say that I like you -imagine that, it means you're liked. When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I bump into you [ Bump into me back and make me laugh ] When I tell you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When I look at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until I do ]-yeah, staring competitions. good fun. When I miss you -i'll call. When you break my heart -no one breaks my heart. i rarely allow myself to hurt. When I say it's over -um, it's over. When I repost this bulletin [ I want you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything boooring. - When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her nope, get your hands off of me. - When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her if i say i'm okay, i freaking AM. - Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you as the co-dependent dork that followed me around like a puppy dog. - Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her yeah, that'll work. - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up cause...you have nothing better to do? - Treat her like she's all that matters to you ooh, that's scary. - Tease her and let her tease you back - Stay up all night with her when she's sick why? so we BOTH can suffer? - Watch her favorite movie with her only if i watch YOURS. - Give her the world screw the world. a bit of time. - Let her wear your clothes only if you want them to smell girlie. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her ick. - Let her know she's important hopefully, she already knows this. - Kiss her in the pouring rain yep. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" blech. violence is so passe'. |
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What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too? er...no comment, lol. |
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What the f*ck people. It was a cool post, why disect it with reality. Do you do that in the movies too? LOL..umm personal experience maybe????
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Advice For Men... Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men... When I text you -it's important. i hate to text. When I walk away from you mad -you'd better damned well let me go. When I stare at your mouth -you have spinach stuck between your teeth. When I push you or hit you -you better hope and pray it's a joke, or you'll be on your ass. When I start cussing at you -it's probably time to leave. When I'm quiet -i have nothing to say. When I ignore you -i wanna read my freaking book, play on my computer, or do whatever... When I pull away -let me go. When you see me at my worst -don't mention it again... When you see me start crying -keep your mouth shut til the movie is over. When you see me walking -DON'T sneak up on me. quick way to get smacked. When I'm scared [ Protect me ]-i don't NEED protecting. When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When I steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]-huh? seriously? When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ Reassure me that everything is okay ]-i don't need reassurance. When I look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]hmmm... When I say that I like you -imagine that, it means you're liked. When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I bump into you [ Bump into me back and make me laugh ] When I tell you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When I look at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until I do ]-yeah, staring competitions. good fun. When I miss you -i'll call. When you break my heart -no one breaks my heart. i rarely allow myself to hurt. When I say it's over -um, it's over. When I repost this bulletin [ I want you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything boooring. - When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her nope, get your hands off of me. - When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her if i say i'm okay, i freaking AM. - Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you as the co-dependent dork that followed me around like a puppy dog. - Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her yeah, that'll work. - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up cause...you have nothing better to do? - Treat her like she's all that matters to you ooh, that's scary. - Tease her and let her tease you back - Stay up all night with her when she's sick why? so we BOTH can suffer? - Watch her favorite movie with her only if i watch YOURS. - Give her the world screw the world. a bit of time. - Let her wear your clothes only if you want them to smell girlie. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her ick. - Let her know she's important hopefully, she already knows this. - Kiss her in the pouring rain yep. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" blech. violence is so passe'. Now that's BETTER!!!!! 
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now this is indeed a great post...one of the best, TWO ladies with TWO DIFFERENT OPINIONS on how to give advice to men..isnt it great that we can state whats on our minds without be-littleing one another?...
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Here would be my
condense list,
When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me what's wrong ] When you see me start crying [ Just hold me and don't say a word ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I tell you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When I look in your eyes [ Don't look away until I do ] Kiss her in the pouring rain
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Makes you wonder on here who has a heart and who don't..Some people are just plain cruel!
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most of this idiots will be single for the rest of their
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I agree..
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they cant even follow simple advice
damn makes u feel sorry for all them |
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I cant say I can do everything on the list, I am certainly no mind - reader for example... but I have always given my all in a relationship, 110%... and I am still single...
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now this is indeed a great post...one of the best, TWO ladies with TWO DIFFERENT OPINIONS on how to give advice to men..isnt it great that we can state whats on our minds without be-littleing one another?... lol, i'm not giving advice to men...not really. i just don't play little games. i say what i mean and ask for what i want. |
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