Phone Problems
An elderly woman contacted her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right beforehand.

A telephone company repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or the senile elderly woman.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.

4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems "CAN" be fixed by "pissing and moaning".


Don't try this at home
Cooly

Now I am awake thank you!!

thats good bro

Oh my

Not a good thing to try at home

But funny

poor dog , gotta feel for him




still love ya cooly

kinda reminds me of somethin...Hmmmm

thanks mirrow